Wandering subconscious. Munching on cheese puffs. Wiping on T-shirts with motivational messages. Washing down beer carbs. Burping up trivia. Watching entertainment in the form of tits and violence. Pigskin and soft core. Id masturbating on linen. Drooling on pillows. Breathing in false hope. Spitting out hard truths. Microwaving our conscience. Carefully cleaning our ego.